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Every time I throw a used Kleenex into the garbage can and make it I say “oooooohhh” but like in a really weak and frail voice bc I’m dying but like I’ve been doing this for a solid two hours





Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.

(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

I am so tired I just want to sleep but I am sick with the plague and it’s keeping me up


I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

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