i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
- bank robber: haha no it doesn't kill you unless i fire it. it's a metaphor
Especially the breakfast in bed that I serve Kurt every Sunday morning.
I looooooooooove chickens
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.