i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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  • bank robber: haha no it doesn't kill you unless i fire it. it's a metaphor

Especially the breakfast in bed that I serve Kurt every Sunday morning. 

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I looooooooooove chickens


F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

This is for the times you went through hell so someone else wouldn’t have to.
Andrea Gibson, Say Yes (via itscherryamber)

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